Bill Kaulitz Facts

As a special New Year’s gift to all the TH fans out there, I created a fun little calendar for you to print out and use! It’s free because, well, I don’t own any of the images. ;) It prints on paper up to 11”x17”… roughly the size of the official ones, but works on regular computer paper too. Thanks to @CopperFlash to hosting it for me. (The site is still a work in progress, but the calendar pages are all there. Link is in the title.) Hope y’all enjoy! Happy New Year! :)

~Lizard

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BTK Xmas

‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the place

Not a fanboard was stirring, and boredom we chased.

The smartphones were charged fully with care,

In hopes that the app fairy soon would be there.

The fangirls were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Kaulitzes danced in their heads.

With Bill in his beanie, and Tom in his cap,

We’d just settled down for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the ‘net there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the computer I flew like a flash,

Tore down the screensaver and signed on in a dash.

The light on Bill’s chest in the Halloween peeks

Gave the heat of summer to drooling fans’ cheeks.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a mask-covered Tom, and ten shiny piercings.

With fans from all over screaming their hooray,

I knew in a moment it must be BTK.

More rapid than hunde the fangirls they came,

And Bill chattered and videoed, and called them by name!

“Hey aliens! Hey, guys! Now, piercings and shopping!

On, presents! On, puppies! On, costumes, no stopping!

To the top of the world! No pausing for lunch!

Now tweet away! Text away! Thank you so much!”

As suns that before the wild hurricanes shine,

This app content was brilliant, so truly divine.

So out to the app market the fans they all flew,

For the pictures of Tom, and half-naked Bill too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard ‘round the world

The cheering and squeeing of each happy girl.

As I drew in my breath, and was not calming down,

To the studio the Kaulitz twins went laying sound.

Bill was dressed all in faux, from his head to his boot,

And each little glimpse was like pirates with loot.

A bundle of vids he had taped on his iPod,

And he looked so incredible, that fans screamed ‘dear god!’

His eyes-how they twinkled! His eyebrows how fierce!

His cheeks were more chiseled, his nose was still pierced!

His hot little mouth was drawn up in a smile,

And the beard on his chin had been growing awhile.

The fandom’s emotions he held tight in his fist,

And here it was we realized what all we had missed.

He had a doll face and a little flat tummy,

And a high-pitched giggle that still made him yummy!

He was slender and buff, a right handsome young elf,

And I squealed when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

And all thoughts of sleeping immediately fled.

He spoke many words, and teased his twin bro,

And filled all the tablet screens, telling where they go.

And laying his finger aside of his lip,

And giving a grin, it’s a piercing studio trip!

He sprang to the Audi, to his twin gave a snicker,

And away they both posted; they couldn’t be quicker.

But I heard him exclaim, as they drove down the road,

“We’re on our way to buy presents,” and “let’s see how it goes!”

:P

~Lizard

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